Snout-wrestler Gifts

Dog Wrestling.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Polar bear bowling alley

The rock caricature

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"Feel my claw of death!"

Pandora's Change Purse...

Sumo Love.

Future Wrestler

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Niche Extracurriculars

'I'll take ten, please.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'It was all ball!'

WWFood Stores.

Yoghurt man

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Greco-polar wrestling

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'