Sumo Wrestler Gifts

Japanese Restrooms

'Last night I dreamed that I had six-pack abs... Then I woke up screaming.'

Sumo Laundry Day

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'I would never use steroids! Do you have any idea what that stuff can do to your body?'

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

'Honey, be honest...does this outfit make my butt look small?'

At the end of a sumo wrestling match.

The Sumo Wrestler's greatest challenge.

"Take it easy. I just ate."

Cradle to the Grave.

"Does my bum look small in this?"

"Does this loincloth make me look skinny?"

Sumo Love.

Sumo wrestler farting

'I see you graduated sumo cum laude.'

Flight of the Sumo

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"I hope he doesn't lose, I have to wash his underpants!"

'Eat up son, or you won't grow to be big and fat, like your father.'

'He's a big softie really'.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'This isle isn't big enough for both of us.'

101 uses of a dead cat: sumo diaper.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Generics? Nonsense. My brother is a jockey.'

'He's a big softie really'.

Sumo wrestlers in the off-season.

'OK, you gotta swear on sumo honor... Does my mawashi make me look fat?'

Sumo wrestling.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.