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When Pugs dream.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

You are what you eat!

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Whatever works for you.

'Help!'

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

Eat More Salted Nuts

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

Turning with mathematical precision.

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."