Snot Enthusiast Gifts

"How many times have I told you no RUNNING in the house!!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Gesundheit.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

When Pugs dream.

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

"Gesundheit!"

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Asthma cats

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

"Modern art?"

'You're snoring in cadence.'

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'