Snot Enthusiast Pillows

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Gesundheit.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

When Pugs dream.

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"Gesundheit!"

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Know Your Knots!

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

"Modern art?"

Asthma cats

Zzzzzzzzz...

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'Gesundheit'