Snort Connoisseur Pillows

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Man...You age great!'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Redhead

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Fried chickens.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."