Snort Connoisseur Pillows

Evaluating the humorousness of cartoons.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Man...You age great!'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'Fried chickens.'

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Redhead

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)