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When Pugs dream.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

You are what you eat!

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Whatever works for you.

'Help!'

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

Eat More Salted Nuts

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

Turning with mathematical precision.

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."