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Dog Wrestling.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Pandora's Change Purse...

Sumo Love.

Future Wrestler

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Niche Extracurriculars

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'I'll take ten, please.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

WWFood Stores.

'It was all ball!'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Yoghurt man

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Greco-polar wrestling

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'