Sneaky Escapologists Gifts

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Houdini's infancy.

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Houdini 2019

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

Worm running away from hook.

'Wait for me!'

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

Dad was widely regarded as being unsuitable for younger viewers.

Desert Island Game

Submarine Disguise

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'

Desert island rocket...

'He's not asleep, he's taking a sly look at the racing results.'