Sneaky Escapologists Pillows

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Houdini's infancy.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

Houdini 2019

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

I'm afraid we only accept manuscripts through an agent, except spy novels, which we only accept through a double agent.

'Wait for me!'

Worm running away from hook.

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

Dad was widely regarded as being unsuitable for younger viewers.

Desert Island Game

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

Submarine Disguise

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'

'He's not asleep, he's taking a sly look at the racing results.'