Fearful Escapists Gifts

Worm running away from hook.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Let's get a kitty.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Virtual Lap Dancing

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

"Looks as though we got out just in time!"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

Oh, you and your flattery! You must have kissed the Blarney Stone! I was in Ireland. I was lonely. I'd rather not talk about it.

'Fishing in the West.'

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

Honeymoon Suite.

"I'm passing thru a school zone...let me call you back from a land vine."

'Al's been into catch and release for years, but it's not on a voluntary basis.'

"Well drained, sheltered and flat. We'll camp here." "5 bars! We'll camp here!!"

'Ski Boots, One Size, Fits None.'

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

Excess Baggage: Many people who go on cruise vacations insist on a cabin with an ocean view.

COVID Roll In The Hay

"Believe me, I've lost more than my mittens."

Caution: Bridle Path

The sandman starts working in bulk.