Snail Mail Gifts

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"That's junk mail. Its younger brother is named spam."

US Snail Mail.

You've got snail.

You've got snail.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays the E-Mailman from the swift completion of his appointed rounds.

"It's just junk mail dear."

"The snail-mail of our species is deadlier than the e-mail."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

Santa called but you were out!

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Dog traps the postman.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Grrrr....'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"There's the mailman!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Just junk mail."

Beware of the dog.