Snail Mail Pillows

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"That's junk mail. Its younger brother is named spam."

US Snail Mail.

You've got snail.

You've got snail.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays the E-Mailman from the swift completion of his appointed rounds.

"It's just junk mail dear."

"The snail-mail of our species is deadlier than the e-mail."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Santa called but you were out!

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dog traps the postman.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"There's the mailman!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Junk Mail

"Just junk mail."

Beware of the dog.

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut