Snack Saver Pillows

"Quick - hide the donuts."

Hungry child

Bad for you but to die for

"Is the MSG local?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Champagne

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Budget Munchies

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Dog's Sandwich

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

"I don't understand why kids' pants have so many pockets."

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Self Service, Self Denial

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

Just say no.

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

'I just love eating organic food.'

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."