Snack Stopper Pillows

"Sealed for your diets protection."

A fat man watches as a locksmith picks at large padlock chained around the refrigerator.

Just say no.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'Drop the can opener!'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

"How's the diet going?"

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

"Dad, what is a meal?"

"The face of the pear-shaped man reminded me of the mashed turnips that Aunt Mildred used to serve alongside the Thanksgiving turkey. As he got out of the strawberry-hued car, his immense fists looked like two slabs of slightly gnawed ham. He waddled over

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

"I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll scream!"

Book Burp

"Yeah, he calls me his best friend alright, but he's never shared his hot chips: not once!"

'No alcohol for me thanks: I see enough mirages as it is...'

Fridge with sign - 'Contents may not be suitable for those with weight problems'.

15 Second Grocery Delivery

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

No Peanut Zone.

"And I got this bachelorhood award for most meals eaten standing in the kitchen hanging over the sink."

Naughty Dog

"I've never learned to go shopping on an empty credit limit."