Organized Snack Keeper Pillows

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Little league world series of poker.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"In da house"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Christmas Canapes

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

'Because it's there!'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Oysters in June - delicious!

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'