Snack Saver Mugs

Hungry child

Bad for you but to die for

"Is the MSG local?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Champagne

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

Budget Munchies

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

Dog's Sandwich

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

"I don't understand why kids' pants have so many pockets."

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

Self Service, Self Denial

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

'I just love eating organic food.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

Colin believed in being ready for any sporting occasion

Just say no.

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'