Smtper Gifts

"So that's where the trash goes!"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Toys in the DVD Player.

Crying baby

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Quiet Time

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

Babies

Dad's home

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"I know he's little, but he uses it."