Script-typer Gifts

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'They all want to play the star.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Hollywood producer.

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"Now all we need is a good script."

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

Duplass Brothers

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Waiting Room For Godot.

Scrip Doctor

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

Woody Allen

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"