Smtper Mugs

"So that's where the trash goes!"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Toys in the DVD Player.

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Happy Tots Day Care.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Quiet Time

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Dad's home

'I told you he had a temper.'

Babies

"I know he's little, but he uses it."