Smell Testers Gifts

New parents refusing to change their baby's nappy

Bad for you but to die for

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

Avocado Timeline

Rust test in progress.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

A consumer guide to cheese.

Product Testing Department

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Big Burgers.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair."