Smell Testers T-Shirts

New parents refusing to change their baby's nappy

Bad for you but to die for

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Avocado Timeline

Rust test in progress.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

Product Testing Department

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Big Burgers.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.