Smarty Pants Pillows

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"I got a perfect score on this online I.Q. test."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Miss America IQ Pageant

MENSER the high IQ society

I'm Right! And You Know I'm Right!

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"A quagmire, Louie, is something you're stuck in and can't get out of."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"You're such a know-it-all, I don't even know what you and I have in common."

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

On the back of the t-shirt...

Decapitated coffee.

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Phone Mittens

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

The 24/7 Samurai

PATRK - Do you get it? Tea in the Park (Lovely).

Let's try to get a different sponsor next year.

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."