Satirical Smarty Pillows

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Copycats

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Albert Einstein

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

The Proust of Twitter

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Miss America IQ Pageant

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Fact amnesty"

Social media and censorship...

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Coleridge'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

MENSER the high IQ society

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'It's funny because it's true.'

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."