Street Smarty Pillows

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

Albert Einstein

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Miss America IQ Pageant

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

MENSER the high IQ society

Pavement Artist

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"He thinks he's so smart with his 360 degrees!"

Parking meter holdup

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

PATRK - Do you get it? Tea in the Park (Lovely).

"Goddam Dogs."

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'

Parking? I don't think so.

"You're such a know-it-all, I don't even know what you and I have in common."

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'

Battledore and shuttlecock.