'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'
Smarty Pants Gifts
Looking for a clever gift that celebrates intelligence and wit? Our creative collection of products for smarty pants personalities features fun and smart designs perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and a bit of brainy humor.
'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'
"I got a perfect score on this online I.Q. test."
Smart Ass - Wise Ass
Miss America IQ Pageant
MENSER the high IQ society
I'm Right! And You Know I'm Right!
"He thinks he's so smart with his 360 degrees!"
"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."
"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."
"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"
"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"
"A quagmire, Louie, is something you're stuck in and can't get out of."
'I'd like to challenge the test.'
"You're such a know-it-all, I don't even know what you and I have in common."
arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party
How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.
Albert Einstein
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
On the back of the t-shirt...
Decapitated coffee.
"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"
'I come from the future - any questions?'
City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."
"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."
Phone Mittens
'I appreciate the fact that you're a computer whiz, Allan, but I'd prefer that you actually laugh out loud at my jokes.'
"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."
"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."
'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'
'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'
"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."
"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."
How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')
"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."
Smarty Pants Gifts Collection
Smarty Pants Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for smarty pants who love starting their day with a laugh.
Smarty Pants Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate intelligence and humor—great for any smarty pants’s living space.
Smarty Pants Prints
Browse our smart and witty prints to inspire, amuse, or simply showcase the genius in your life.
Smarty Pants T-Shirts
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