PATRK - Do you get it? Tea in the Park (Lovely).
Smarty Pants Admirer Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the playful pride of a true smarty pants? Our collection features clever, humorous, and charming items designed to appeal to the witty and intellectually inclined. Whether it's a gift for a student, teacher, or nerd at heart, these products add a dash of humor and brilliance to their day. Find the perfect way to honor their clever nature with our creative and fun selection!
Albert Einstein
Smart Ass - Wise Ass
Miss America IQ Pageant
'I'd like to challenge the test.'
Bobbies library of jeans
Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!
"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."
"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"
"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"
'I come from the future - any questions?'
'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'
City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."
"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."
MENSER the high IQ society
No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.
How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.
"Now that's just low-down mean."
Phone Mittens
"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."
"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."
"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."
"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."
Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore
Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'
"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."
'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'
'That's what we evolved from.'
"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."
"He thinks he's so smart with his 360 degrees!"
'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'
"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."
"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"
'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'
"Hands up!"
Smarty Pants Admirer Gifts Collection
Smarty Pants Admirer Mugs
Discover our collection of smarty pants mugs—fun, clever, and designed to make every coffee break a witty statement.
Smarty Pants Admirer Pillows
Explore our smarty pants pillows—blend comfort with cleverness in home decor.
Smarty Pants Admirer Prints
Check out our smarty pants prints—perfect for adding a humorous and intelligent touch to any room.
Smarty Pants Admirer T-Shirts
Browse our smarty pants t-shirts—humorous and smart designs that let their personality shine.