Smarty Pants Admirer Mugs

PATRK - Do you get it? Tea in the Park (Lovely).

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Miss America IQ Pageant

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Bobbies library of jeans

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

MENSER the high IQ society

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"Now that's just low-down mean."

Phone Mittens

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

'That's what we evolved from.'

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

"Hands up!"

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'