Smarty Pants Club Mugs

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Albert Einstein

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Miss America IQ Pageant

Radiator jazz player

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Bobbies library of jeans

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Decapitated coffee.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'I come from the future - any questions?'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

MENSER the high IQ society

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'I appreciate the fact that you're a computer whiz, Allan, but I'd prefer that you actually laugh out loud at my jokes.'

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

"He thinks he's so smart with his 360 degrees!"

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

The 24/7 Samurai

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

PATRK - Do you get it? Tea in the Park (Lovely).

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

"You're such a know-it-all, I don't even know what you and I have in common."

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."