Smarty Pants Club Gifts

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Miss America IQ Pageant

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Bobbies library of jeans

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Decapitated coffee.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

MENSER the high IQ society

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

PATRK - Do you get it? Tea in the Park (Lovely).

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

The 24/7 Samurai

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

"You're such a know-it-all, I don't even know what you and I have in common."

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"It's Christmas time, which means Tia Carmen probably is going to give me what she gets me every year...how can I let her know in a sensitive, mature way that I don't need any more?"