Smarty Pants Admirer Prints

PATRK - Do you get it? Tea in the Park (Lovely).

Albert Einstein

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Miss America IQ Pageant

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Bobbies library of jeans

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'I come from the future - any questions?'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

MENSER the high IQ society

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

"Now that's just low-down mean."

Phone Mittens

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

'That's what we evolved from.'

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"He thinks he's so smart with his 360 degrees!"

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

"Hands up!"