Smarty-pants Appreciator Pillows

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

"People are saying stuff about a friend of mine. They say she's a smarty-pants and thinks she knows everything."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Miss America IQ Pageant

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Bobbies library of jeans

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

MENSER the high IQ society

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

"Are you binge watching again?"

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

PATRK - Do you get it? Tea in the Park (Lovely).

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principal's office. It's nothing personal. It's just a classroom management thing.'