Smarty-pants Appreciator T-Shirts

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

"People are saying stuff about a friend of mine. They say she's a smarty-pants and thinks she knows everything."

Albert Einstein

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Bobbies library of jeans

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'I come from the future - any questions?'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

MENSER the high IQ society

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

"He thinks he's so smart with his 360 degrees!"

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

PATRK - Do you get it? Tea in the Park (Lovely).

Dear kindly Rudy Park reader, We can appreciate that you don't have a lot of energy to read and digest a comic strip. Doubtless you're still digesting mountains of food, and would like to continue your post-gorging nap. Forget that! I'm going to shop until I pass out from exhaustion. We stand corrected. In case I hurl, bring my airsick bag to the Apple Store.

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

'Known in his youth as the 'Keister Bunny', due to the many atomic wedgies he received, Peter would become the greatest of all cottontails.'

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."