Funny Pants Pillows

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Miss America IQ Pageant

'Are we there yet?'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Bobbies library of jeans

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

MENSER the high IQ society

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"How come when I sleep funny I don't wake up laughing?"

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

Beard, socks and sandals.

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"