Smartypants Pillows

'I appreciate the fact that you're a computer whiz, Allan, but I'd prefer that you actually laugh out loud at my jokes.'

Albert Einstein

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Miss America IQ Pageant

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Ready for a run!

MENSER the high IQ society

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"He thinks he's so smart with his 360 degrees!"

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

I'm a Smart-Cow!

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

PATRK - Do you get it? Tea in the Park (Lovely).

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"Alexa, would you like to say grace?"

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'

"Look, it even shows how much time I'm wasting on silly gadgets."

Yoga. The best part about being a yoga instructor? The flexible hours!

"My smart speaker's not!"

"You're such a know-it-all, I don't even know what you and I have in common."