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'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Skiing Accidents.

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Bunny Slope

And now bring the girls!

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'How was your ski trip?'

'You sure you've done this before?'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

"I've never skied paper before."

Ski slopes with intimidating names.

'Yes, this is actually a very bad time to call me...'