Slope Swoosher Gifts

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'First of all, relax.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Skiing Accidents.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

And now bring the girls!

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'How was your ski trip?'

'You sure you've done this before?'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

"I've never skied paper before."

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

'Yes, this is actually a very bad time to call me...'

"I am snowploughing!"