Vine Swoosher Gifts

Gardener attacked by plants.

Wine Lady

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'To woof or not to woof...'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

Swinging through the jungle.

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'Give it a rest, Howard. The company will survive for a few days without your shoeshine stand.'

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

'Yeah, I think it has too much tannin, too.'

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

"We were wondering if you could take the bodywork seminar elsewhere."

Jungle Man swinging from hang mans rope.

'Locusts?'

Home Wine-Making Kit...

"Change is creeping into our lives!"

'I started this vineyard 20 years ago, with absolutely nothing, and today I can proudly say I don't have less.'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

'No, the other kind.'

'Marjorie and Brian got an expert to help them protect the local wood...'

"That's just sick."

Farmer complaining about his repair bill.

"Swallow two band aids and call me in the morning."