Shofar Enthusiast Gifts

'That's just sick!'

'Yeah, sure, a 'family outing'! I'm telling you, it's that time of year and he's eyeing my horns!'

"That's just sick."

Sparkling Water

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Some Hamlet-based puns

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

To Be/Not To Be

Shakespeare reading.

William Shakespeare

Ham-Dram

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

William Shakespeare

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

Cats the musical

"Word around school is you've been attributing Shakespeare's works to Edward de Vere."

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

"Have a seat!"

Upstart Crow

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

Man on the way to Stratford - 'Shakespeare's Town'