Shofar Enthusiast Mugs

'That's just sick!'

'Yeah, sure, a 'family outing'! I'm telling you, it's that time of year and he's eyeing my horns!'

"That's just sick."

Shakespeare was bisexual

Sparkling Water

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

To Be/Not To Be

Shakespeare reading.

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

William Shakespeare

Ham-Dram

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

William Shakespeare

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Cats the musical

"Word around school is you've been attributing Shakespeare's works to Edward de Vere."

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

Upstart Crow

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

"Have a seat!"

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'