Shofar Mugs

Rosh Hashanah used to be a confusing time for the hearing impaired.

Interior design trends for parents....

Powerful Love.

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Pig's Human Bank

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

"That's just sick."

"Honey, those shoes are terrific!" "...That should get me through the week."

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

"I'm fairly sure you're supposed to take them off first."

"Shuffle Mode"

'What's with Tantalus? I asked him to get that bottle down an hour ago.'

Brokers

'Have you ever noticed? - People who don't have kids tend to talk a lot about their money.'

Mega Retail Park - Who is Where.

'Yeah, sure, a 'family outing'! I'm telling you, it's that time of year and he's eyeing my horns!'

American History/Poetry/Biography.

'That's just sick!'

"Well this blows"