Shoal Socialites Mugs

'I wish somebody would say something.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

A day at the races

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Dog Teenagers

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Lobster a la Riseholme!

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

'I like the way you don't say I've had enough.'

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

"Personally, I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables..."