Art Wowser Gifts

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Jewish Geometry

Tina Turner

'You can't come in here with that.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Have your people call my people."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Hoxton map.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

'To woof or not to woof...'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Promised Land Signpost

The Death of Marat

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

The Exobus

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Passover Plague

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

"Know anything funny I could turn into a cartoon?"

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

Pesach Planning