Dowser Gifts

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

Water Diviner

Candidates for Water Divining

'You can't come in here with that.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Dog fetches dice

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Pizza Throwing

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"When is it my turn?"

The Water Diviner

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

A frightened woman running from a cow.

Recruitment Agency - "Of course the top drawer candidates are more expensive."

Things get heated at the outing.

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

"You two musta riled up the cook somehow 'cause it shore looks like he's about to open a big old can of whoop ass."

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"Mmmmpph!!!"

'This meeting's over at 4:00? I'll request a 3:55 wake up call.'

Well done, Jim. If only I could sleep at home like I do through your presentations!'

The quintessential lazy office golfer

Dowser and Beer

"Psst. Stampede in five minutes. Pass it on..."

'What would you like to eat with your book tonight?'

“Backhanded compliment or not, I think I really DO look good in cheap clothes.”

A sudden change of weather can cause havoc at sporting events.

"The Goldmans are installing shingles with only a two inch overlap. That's crazy!"

Water divining.