Photo Goofster Gifts

Wanted - Mug Shot Photographer

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Get crazy once in a while

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I hate this time of year."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

Poser

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"Say 'cheese'!"

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

Gone to photograph lunch

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

'Wouldn't you know it! I'm out of film!'

"ME!!!"

"Harold... they know."

"You finished packing up your apartment?"

"All this just to take a selfy!"

"This space intentionally left blank."

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

UFO and snowman

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'