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Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Jewish Geometry

Tina Turner

'You can't come in here with that.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Have your people call my people."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Hoxton map.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'To woof or not to woof...'

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

Promised Land Signpost

The Death of Marat

The Exobus

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Passover Plague

"Know anything funny I could turn into a cartoon?"

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

Pesach Planning

'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'