Slope-side Ceo Gifts

"...Hold on a mo, I've got another call coming in."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'First of all, relax.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Ski kicker.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Skiing Accidents.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

Skiers

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

And now bring the girls!

Border Guard

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

'You sure you've done this before?'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

Hitchhiking skier

Colorado skier

"You're home early!"

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

Skier with an anchor.

Ski Slope

Ski slopes with intimidating names.

Ski Toilets

Experts only

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'