Slope Rival Gifts

British/French Rivalry.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'First of all, relax.'

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Skiing Accidents.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

Skiers

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

And now bring the girls!

Border Guard

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'You sure you've done this before?'

Kilroy was here first 1945...

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

Skier with an anchor.

Ski slopes with intimidating names.

Ski Toilets

injured skier says medicinal brandy is bad

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'