Slope Survivors Gifts

injured skier says medicinal brandy is bad

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

First aid in mountains

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Skiers

Winter Roadwork...

And now bring the girls!

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

Ski Resort. Two lift tickets with senior discounts, please. Lift. It's ironic when you think about it, Ernie ... Being senior citizens who still ski well means we're not going downhill fast!

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

Hitchhiking skier

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

'Tough winter.'

"I've never skied paper before."

Colorado skier

Ski Slope

'So I talk to myself! What is it to you?'

Winter Surrender

"I can't take winter anymore!"

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Ski slopes with intimidating names.

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

"I am snowploughing!"