Slope Survivors Mugs

injured skier says medicinal brandy is bad

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

First aid in mountains

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'First of all, relax.'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

Skiers

And now bring the girls!

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

Hitchhiking skier

'Tough winter.'

Colorado skier

Ski Slope

"I've never skied paper before."

'So I talk to myself! What is it to you?'

Winter Surrender

"I can't take winter anymore!"

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

"I am snowploughing!"

Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?